Archive for the If Games Were Real Category

Prince/King Of All Cosmos Featured On A&E Television

Posted in Fake News, If Games Were Real with tags , , , on October 9, 2009 by gtmoney519


Has anyone ever seen the show “Hoarders”? It’s a show filled with the least sympathetic mentally-ill people in captivity, a nonstop parade of white neurotics with no grip on reality.  It strikes me that many video game characters could use the help of a professional organizer or life coach.

Yes, we were naughty.  But just between you and us, it felt quite good to update again.


Video Game PostSecret

Posted in If Games Were Real, Other Cool Sites with tags , , , , on September 29, 2009 by gtmoney519

PostSecret is a famous blog and ongoing community mail artproject in which people mail their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard. Select secrets are then posted on the PostSecret website, or used for PostSecret’s books or museum exhibits.

Sometimes I wonder, (because I’m insane) if video game characters were to submit their innermost secrets to PostSecret, what sort of postcards would result?

Here’s my attempt to find out.










(You can check out a similar concept, Video Game Facebook Status Updates, here at College Humor.)