Archive for the MMA Category

I Kid, I Kid

Posted in MMA, Shooters with tags , , on November 20, 2009 by gtmoney519

I want to make it clear that I support all the unfortunate but brave men and women out there who are fighting hard against their addictions.

That said…

It’s not every day that MMA and video games collide.

MMA News: Machida Trained At Grotto Mall For Evans Fight

Posted in Fake News, MMA, Nintendo, Old School, Sports Games with tags , , , , , on October 10, 2009 by gtmoney519

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If you thought Lyoto Machida’s training methods were eccentric before, you haven’t seen anything yet.  When he’s not in the cage or avoiding a fight with the only guy who can possibly beat him, Machida is hard at work developing new techniques to keep him one step ahead of the next generation of MMA Fighters.  We here at TGIP have the scoop:

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Above, you can see Lyoto loitering around the Grotto Mall.  He looks nonchalant but soon slips in the door:

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And of course as we know by now, this was the result:

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Next:  Shane Carwin gets ready to fight Brock Lesnar by eating a shitload of Merv Burgers. 

Of course, he wouldn’t be the first fighter to prepare that way.