I came up with a great idea for PAX and I hope the bigwigs will take a break from polishing their monocles and eating sushi off of naked women to hear me out. Wish me luck. This might be my ticket out of this two-bit town.
(Note: Either Tycho or Gabe linked to an article I wrote about a million years ago, causing the hit counter on it to explode and my editor to praise me. Like an idiot, I thought I was a big deal and immediately started pestering them to collaborate on something via repeated emails. Their resulting silence was awkward, but it did teach me a valuable lesson. I’m sure it taught them a valuable lesson as well- be careful who you praise. He might be a lonely prick starving in an artistic wasteland.)
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